Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My ATM looks so different sober.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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