OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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