shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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