:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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