how can u be prego again
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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