Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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