We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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