We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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