# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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