It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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