It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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