never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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