I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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