I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We have started to decorate penises.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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