Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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