He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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