We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize