on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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