sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
