don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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