I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
not ubering you a puppy
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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