why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
