the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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