how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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