Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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