Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We're too hungover to prance.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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