I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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