1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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