I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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