So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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