i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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