Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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