I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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