Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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