When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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