can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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