I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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