I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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