So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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