Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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