Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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