No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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