I hate your face
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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