White coat. Heels.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Pants are for mortals
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
