I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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