i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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