But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration