A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My vagina is officially offended.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.