My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.