i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We need to get me chipped asap
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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