quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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