So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Please don't give away my fajitas
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