that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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