just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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