Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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