I'm laying in your front yard are you home
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Of course I have a pirate flag
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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