Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You ruined the universe
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
