isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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