yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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