I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
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oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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