speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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